How to Screw up an Entire parade!

Yeah just like I did, today! This is a step by step...

1-Pick an instrument you suck at...like crash cymbals,
2-Tie the knot on the cymbals loose....
3-Smash them together tons of times before the march.
4-While marching smash them in a strange angle.
5-The cymbals should go flying into the legs of the person in front of you.
6-The band should stop for injury and broken cymbals, causing the boy scouts behind to make a giant traffic jam.

try it, it works really well!